What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Pull my finger ouch..

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

i had sex.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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