what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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have safe sex

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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quantum physics?

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I'm HIV positive.

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Logan's gay

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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