- Anti Joke

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car