- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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