- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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