- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Women's Rights

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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