jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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