- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Anti-jokes are funny.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Penis

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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