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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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