- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes