what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Sex education in Texas,

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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