An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Women's rights

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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