- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Dead girls can't say no.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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