- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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