- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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