- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

whats brown and booky a book.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

A Mormon walks into a bar

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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