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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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