- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Seven

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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