Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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thomas!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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