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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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