- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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