what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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This sentence is a lie.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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A black man has a job.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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