A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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black people swimming

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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FUCK YOU

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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