- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What does water smell like? water.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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