- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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