There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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