- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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