- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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