- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Death by kayak

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Women's rights

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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