Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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