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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

feminism

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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