Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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