- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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