- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

I have a horse.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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