An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your big dick.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Mitt Romney

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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