What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Tunechi

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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