- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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