Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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WOw you have no life

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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