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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

haha black people :D

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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