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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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