Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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