What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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salad days!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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