- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Black people in Camden NJ.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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