- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the blue berry cross the road

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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