- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming