Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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