How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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