Did you know? . You already know!

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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