- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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