What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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