- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A paralysed man falls over.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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