- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Women's rights

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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