- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

one stop shop

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats black? the colour

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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