- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Katy Perry

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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