How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I am dyslexic

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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