- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Phew... it's gone.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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