Black Poeple

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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im jewish

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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the cow goes moo

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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