Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Hey, come here often? No.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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