An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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