haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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American healthcare.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Exactly what?

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Laura Pratz..

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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women's rights

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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