- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

poop.........

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Liars go to hell! -God

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

son, you're adopted.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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