- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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