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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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